Client Policies

My priority when working with clients is to keep your best interests at the center. This blog and the services attached to it are *not* my full-time employment, they are things I do both for pleasure and for community service.

By working with me, you are affirming that you have read this page and my Code of Ethics in full and understand them completely.

General Information

  • I am an inclusive business who accepts clients from all spiritual backgrounds, and does not discriminate on the basis of race, gender, orientation, etc. If you happen to be someone who disagrees with this, we will probably not be a good fit.
  • I reserve the right to refuse service to any person, for any reason, with or without disclosure of my reasoning.
  • If I feel you are acting in an addictive or otherwise destructive manner, I will refuse to read for you. I am ethically bound to do so.
  • I do not read for persons under the age of 18 without written consent from a parent.

Topics I Will Not Consult On

I will not perform divination or provide services in any way, shape, or form related to the following topics:

  • Lottery numbers or similar gambling schemes
  • Crime or crime solving
  • Location of lost items or other property
  • Prediction of dates of death
  • Diagnosis of illness
  • Pregnancy (take a damn test!)
  • Stocks and trading
  • Are they cheating/Should I leave them? (for romantic partnerships)
  • Any advice best suited to the expertise of a mental health practitioner, healthcare provider, lawyer, broker, or other licensed professional.

Payments & Refunds

Be sure to check with me for my availability/turnaround times before you pay for an appointment if you have a limited schedule!

All consultations booked through my site have a 24 hour grace period in which you may receive a refund – minus a $10 administration fee – if you no longer want the service or you cannot wait for my availability.

After this 24 hour grace period, there are *no* refunds and all sales are final. Please schedule and book wisely!

If for whatever reason I am unable to read for you or choose not to work with you, I will refund you in full with no administration fee.